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Modeling.
June 9, 2010, 1:52 am
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It seems that young girls now days are so fixated on self image, modeling and proving to the world that they are actually “attractive”.

This is by no means a hatepost, as long as its something you choose to do simply because you want to…not to “prove” to insignificant others that you’ve got “the look”. What exactly is “the look” anyways? Sure beats the hell out of me..[even heidi montag is still struggling with this, after undergone how many surgeries? oh heidi...you can't be helped..]

I’ve come across so many pictures of baby prostitutes-in-the-making , who’ll go to whatever lengths to become a “model”. By model, I generally mean, import model. Are you serious? What a joke. I hope you have some other plans to fall back on, and am not neglecting your education to pursue full time “modeling”…else i may have to hunt you down and personally slap some sense into you with a medalspiked bat.

Hmm…lets see, if being a “model” entails: exploiting my not-yet-fully-developed-body-so-I’ll-wear-two-padded pushup-bras-to-push-my-non-existant-chest-together-to-fool-the-masses, bat my hooker-lashed eyes, while I prove proactively for uncanny men-as-i-bend-over-on the hood”….then please. Tell me where I can sign up?

What? I don’t get paid? But it gives me good exposure you say?

F-U. You’ve either got to be really stupid or really desperate believe and accept this. Good exposure? To who? Do you really think model scouts are gonna be found at a car show? And please, tell me what makes you so much different from the other baby-slut exploiting herself 4 ft across from you.

If you don’t have the ‘look’ then you should never be desperate enough to prove to everyone that you do have it by doing free shows. This will only prove that your ‘look’ was not worth paying for.

Why do it for free? Why do you want to be a free model for the day so bad? Is it so that you could have your 5 minutes to shine in front of a bunch of no name guys? Maybe one guy so happens to be your ex and you wanted your ‘modeling’ to be a big “F-You” surprise to him. Do you honestly think begging to model for free will make any of your exes look at you and say: “Damn I was wrong to let her go, she was a real winner.” No, they won’t see you like that. As far as you’re concerned they’ll only see a girl who is willing to sell herself short for a bit of attention and a temporary label: Free import model of the day.

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